1) Read the news so I'm not an ignorant retard.
2) Get a job (that I'll like).
3) Write my thesis (well).
4) Exercise so that my heart doesn't give out by the time I'm 25.
5) Eat less bacon. HA who am I kidding I'm not going to do this. I'll just make sure I do number 4 to counterbalance not doing number 5.
6) Read my Bible.
7) Bang some bitches.
8) Kidding about number 7.
9) I was gonna write some shit about being more understanding and loving towards others but that shouldn't really be a resolution; that should be more of a daily self-improvement goal. Plus I don't want to sound like the idealist that everyone already knows I am. I mean why advertise that more.
10) Learn more piano.
Ten is a good number. I'm going to work on my thesis with a side of a bacon now.
4 years ago
3 comments:
If you don't do #7, you won't have anything to talk about! :-P
HAHA #7
Your first and last are great! I kind of have them as resolutions, too, but didn't write either of them down. Perhaps I ought to.
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